Are Women Smarter???

No - I don't credit for this one either....


Oil Change instructions for Women:

1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change.

2) Drink a cup of coffee.

3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle.

Time spent: 15 minutes

Oil Change instructions for Men:

1) Go to auto parts store and write a check for $50.00 for oil, filter,kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree.

2) Discover that the used oil container is full. Instead of taking it backto O'Reilly to recycle, dump in hole in back yard.

3) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.

4) Find jack stands under kid's pedal car.

5) Place drain pan under engine.

6) Look for 9/16 box end wrench.

7) Give up and use crescent wrench.

8) Unscrew drain plug.

9) Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: get hot oil on you in process. Say some not-nice words.

10) Clean up mess. Look for oil filter wrench.

11) Give up; poke oil filter with screwdriver and twist off.

12) Buddy shows up. Decide to finish oil change tomorrow.

13) Next day, drag pan full of old oil out from underneath car.

14) Throw kitty litter on oil spilled during previous step.

15) Install new oil filter making sure to apply a thin coat of oil to gasket surface.

16) Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine.

17) Remember drain plug.

18) Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan.

19) Discover that the used oil is buried in a hole in the back yard, alongwith drain plug.

20) Uncover hole and sift for drain plug. Discover that first quart offresh oil is now on the floor.

21) Slip with wrench tightening drain plug and bang knuckles on frame.

22) Bang head on floorboards in reaction to step 21.

23) Have a tantrum.

24) Throw wrench.

25) Clean up hands and forehead and bandage as required to stop blood flow.

27) Lower car from jack stands.

28) Accidentally crush one of the jack stands.

29) Move car back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled back afew steps before.

30) Brag that there is no sense going to those expensive oil change placesyou can simply change the oil yourself.

Time spent: 1 day, 4 hours and 52 minutes